Soap opera
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Thread Topic: Soap opera
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Elvira wakes up to the sound of "ECKLIE LOVES ELVIRA!" "WHAT?!" she wakes up in a second "what happened?" she asks as she get up
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Abigail was still dying of laughter on the floor, Roofie had stolen her stethoscope and pretended to be a real doctor, "So is she going to live doctor?" Ashley said jokingly, "She'll be fine when she STOPS LAUGHING" Roofie yelled. "Oh nothing, Abigail has trained her interns to be as cynical and b----y as her" Ecklie explained.
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"w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r" Elvira goes peacefully to sleep
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Abigail was still cackling when Elvira went to sleep, she had been laughing for 10 minutes and her interns are getting a little scared of her "IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY FUNNY!" Ecklie yelled. Everyone was scared silent. "Are you mocking me you wanker?" Abigail said in her original accent (She's half british)
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Ashley and Roofie said "Oh hell naw, battle time" and grabbed popcorn as they watch Abigail and Ecklie kill eachother like cranky siblings wrestling for the Tv.
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Elvira wakes up, and decides to get something to eat
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"Ah Elvira you're up! care to join us watch their quarrel?" Ashley asked while raiding Abigail's minifridge for ice cream, Roofie on the other hand, was sitting there laughing and eating popcorn while Abigail sprouts british insults at Ecklie and whack him mercilessly with a pillow, and Ecklie was sprouting american insults and slapping with the coasters on the coffee table, a few minutes later Abigail managed to flip Ecklie over the coffee table and smashed the glass table to pieces, Ecklie was fine but with a sore back.
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"sure, ill just get some coffee" Elvira said. she made coffee for everyone and settled down on the couch
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Roofie started enjoying some coffee with Elvira while everyone else was up to something else; Abigail was cleaning up the shards of glass from her coffee table and Ashley was tending to Ecklie's cuts and bruises on his back. "Dude there is some serious hemorraging on your back" Ashley said while cleaning his wound, "Not as much as the pain" Ecklie winced, "Sorry man, I guess I went overboard" Abigail apologized. Ashley sat there for a while staring at the cupboard, til finally she said "We're in a doctor's office...with no medical supplies, what the f---." "Ah why would I keep meds here, its not like we're in the middle of nowehre, theres meds f---ing everywhere!" Abigail sighed and went to her desk, and reached into her bottom drawer, she pulled out a gun and went outside the office, "Don't open it unless I call you" She said as she ran to find some medical supplies to tend to Ecklie.
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Elvira was really bored so she just randomly stared out the window and screamed "PEANUT GALLAREY!" to a car
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The car was full of baddies and shot guns up to Elvira, whom hid away from the window, "DUCK!!" Ashley yelled as she shut the bullet proof window.
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Elvira hid under the window and went back to enjoy some coffee
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Ashley answered her phone and heard abigail screaming insanely "GOOD GRIEF WOMAN OPEN THE f---ING DOOR BEFORE I f---ING GET SPLATTERED INTO PIECES!!", Ashley opened the door and quickly shut it as soon as Abigail came in, "I ran out of bullets!" Abigail said as she handed Ashley a load of medical supplies
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Elvira didnt want any bullets in her head so she... drank her coffee
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Being the curious twit he is, Roofie looked out the window and saw, a couple of dead guys, "Ummmm ZOMBIES" he yelled, "Shut up, they were dead before I got there" Abigail said, "The ones I shot aren't dead yet, though one should die soon of exsanguination."
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