Funny Story Time
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Thread Topic: Funny Story Time
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Oops forgot the story part hang on.
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shomama123 Noviceomfg
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LOL
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AWESOME STORY
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shomama123 NoviceROFL
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Ok I want here to be a place for people to tell funny TRUE stories of stuff. Ok I heard this storie second hand but the girl that told me swears its true.
This hot girl is coming home from a costume party on halloween when see gets stuck in traffic. She really really needs to go pee and is just stuck there so she waits and waits and she sticks her head out the window to look out further at the line of cars in front of her and so these gangster dudes see her and start hollering this things to her saying she is so hot and stuff but she is to in need of taking a number 1 to care so she waits until she can't hold it anymore and she says well s--- there is nothing I can do I'm stuck in traffic at night and I have to pee so she really had no options so she just says screw it and pisses herself. So these gangster dudes are still saying like hey while we wait in traffic why don't you come over here and you know this and that so she just sticks her head out the window and is like guess what f---ers you can't see from there but I'm sitting here in a f---ing cow costume all black and white with big damn utters and I just now pissed myself so me, the floor mat, and entire seat are soaked in my urine so how bout that dammit. So she says that an the dudes have this freaked out look on their faces and they shut and roll up the window. xD I may have not made this sound very funny but trust me everyone was rofl when this girl told this story. Ok so now tell a funny true story you know. -
that wusint funny-_-
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What it wasn't? Well trust me dude everyone that was there to hear it first hand right from the girls mouth was just laughing so freaking hard. Really dude she atleast made it funny discribing the look on their faces and stuff as they changed from flirting to discusted.
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shomama123 Noviceit was stupid
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that would be funny as hell to see dude!! i dont know what these tards are talking about. i would pay to see the look on those guys faces! xD
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I'm not entirely sure if this was funny or not but the way my friend described the people's reaction to be was hell hilarious
I call it 'Bloody Maniac'
Me and my friend were working on a science project and we went to my house at lunch to make the finishing touches, it was a waterballoon filled with immitation blood we were using as a diorama of a heart. When I checked the time (which turned out to be the WRONG time but I didn't know it at that moment) I started freaking out because we were already 5 minutes late for fourth period (which is actually 10 minutes late for school actually) and we started running like f--- to the school, on the way we were arguing about who the hell should carry the red blood balloon and I pretty much just f---ing swiped it from her hands and ran like f---, I carried it above my head, ran full speed, and was screaming and half laughing maniacally which sounded like this "YEEHAHAHEEHAHAHOOHOHOHREHHEHHEHOHWOOO!" and the principal and two vice principal followed by a few of my classmates were outside and witnessed me, half laugh-scream with a bloody balloon above my head running into the school...
their reactions consisted of 'WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT' and '...i wasn't the only one that saw that, right?' and stuff like that.
and according to my friend whom came in minutes before I did (I run fast when theres a scary blond chick after me), I scared the living s--- out of my principals LOL!!!!!!!! -
shomama123 Noviceim NOT a tard
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thats great tingy! that would be cool! :D
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shomama123 Novicei know things
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