My Theorys
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Thread Topic: My Theorys
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Duct tape can fix anything-
Random person:*bangs head on table* Oh dear, now my forehead is bleeding. Whatever shall I do?
me:DUCT TAPE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *duct tapes open wound* *rips off duct tape*
Random person:*wound is healed* YAY!!!!!
Crazy glue can stick anything together-
guy:I'm breaking up with you!
gal:Woah is me! *sobs*
guy:*breaks gal's heart* *walks away*
me:CRAZY GLUE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glues gal's heart together*
gal:*skips through a field of flowers*
Gum is kid's best friend-
Kid#1:I need something chewy!
Kid#2:I need something sugary!
Kid#3:I need something that cures bad breath!
Kid#1/2:Yes you do!
me:GUM TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives each kid gum*
Kid#1/2/3:Hooray for gum!!!
Any suggestions for the next theory? -
Lol.
Paperclips!!! -
Paperclips can do anything-
Random lady:My baby has a soiled diaper!
Random dude:My zipper wont stay up!
Random child:I don't have anything to chew on!
me:PAPERCLIPS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *changes baby's diaper with paperclips* *makes guy's zipper stay up with paperclips* *gives kid paperclips to chew on*
Random lady/dude/child:YAY!!!!!!! -
tea bags!
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lolz
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Tea bags give anything flavor-
Guy:My wife says my dick has no flavor! What do I do?
me:TEA BAGS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hands tea bags to guy* This one you have to do on your own.
Guy:*rubs bags on dick*
Guy's wife:*sucks guy's dick* Much better!
Guy:Thank you! *throws tea bags at my head*
me:IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Apples!
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Apples are nature's medicine-
Lady:I'm.....so.....very.....sick. Please.....help.....me.....
me:APPLES TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives lady apple*
Lady:*eats apple* I am fit as a fritter now!
me:You tricked me so you could get the apple, huh?
Lady:Well, maybbe...a little -
Lol!
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Cereal!
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Cereal is an important part of your breakfast-
Kid:I had waffles this morning
Evil spiders:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Kid:*trys to fend off spiders* *didn't eat the right breakfast and is killed*
Other kid:I had cereal this morning
Evil spiders:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
me:CEREAL TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid:*fends off spiders with awsome cereal power* -
Marshmellows!
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Marshmellows puff up when entering the planet Gargon-
Inetrcom lady:We are now entering planet Gargon's atmosphere
Guy:*eating marshmellows*
Other guy:You better put those away, they'll puff up
Guy:Says who?!
Marshmellows:*puff up* *crush ship*
Other guy:*floating in space* *glares at guy*
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Due to the incresing amout of innapropriate 'things' in this post, it must be eliminated from existance. We are sorry for those who would find it funny.
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condoms!
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