My Theorys

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Thread Topic: My Theorys

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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Duct tape can fix anything-
  Random person:*bangs head on table* Oh dear, now my forehead is bleeding. Whatever shall I do?
  me:DUCT TAPE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *duct tapes open wound* *rips off duct tape*
  Random person:*wound is healed* YAY!!!!!
  
  
  Crazy glue can stick anything together-
  guy:I'm breaking up with you!
  gal:Woah is me! *sobs*
  guy:*breaks gal's heart* *walks away*
  me:CRAZY GLUE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glues gal's heart together*
  gal:*skips through a field of flowers*
  
  
  Gum is kid's best friend-
  Kid#1:I need something chewy!
  Kid#2:I need something sugary!
  Kid#3:I need something that cures bad breath!
  Kid#1/2:Yes you do!
  me:GUM TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives each kid gum*
  Kid#1/2/3:Hooray for gum!!!
  
  
  Any suggestions for the next theory?
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  Hephaestuschild Newbie

  14 years ago
  Lol.
  Paperclips!!!
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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Paperclips can do anything-
  Random lady:My baby has a soiled diaper!
  Random dude:My zipper wont stay up!
  Random child:I don't have anything to chew on!
  me:PAPERCLIPS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *changes baby's diaper with paperclips* *makes guy's zipper stay up with paperclips* *gives kid paperclips to chew on*
  Random lady/dude/child:YAY!!!!!!!
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  bunniesrule Novice

  14 years ago
  tea bags!
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  Kitsune Newbie

  14 years ago
  lolz
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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Tea bags give anything flavor-
  Guy:My wife says my dick has no flavor! What do I do?
  me:TEA BAGS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hands tea bags to guy* This one you have to do on your own.
  Guy:*rubs bags on dick*
  Guy's wife:*sucks guy's dick* Much better!
  Guy:Thank you! *throws tea bags at my head*
  me:IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  PinkLightning Newbie

  14 years ago
  Apples!
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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Apples are nature's medicine-
  Lady:I'm.....so.....very.....sick. Please.....help.....me.....
  me:APPLES TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives lady apple*
  Lady:*eats apple* I am fit as a fritter now!
  me:You tricked me so you could get the apple, huh?
  Lady:Well, maybbe...a little
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  Hephaestuschild Newbie

  14 years ago
  Lol!
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  PinkLightning Newbie

  14 years ago
  Cereal!
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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Cereal is an important part of your breakfast-
  Kid:I had waffles this morning
  Evil spiders:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
  Kid:*trys to fend off spiders* *didn't eat the right breakfast and is killed*
  Other kid:I had cereal this morning
  Evil spiders:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
  me:CEREAL TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Kid:*fends off spiders with awsome cereal power*
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  PinkLightning Newbie

  14 years ago
  Marshmellows!
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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Marshmellows puff up when entering the planet Gargon-
  Inetrcom lady:We are now entering planet Gargon's atmosphere
  Guy:*eating marshmellows*
  Other guy:You better put those away, they'll puff up
  Guy:Says who?!
  Marshmellows:*puff up* *crush ship*
  Other guy:*floating in space* *glares at guy*
  Guy:*laughs nervously*
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  DeathbyLove Newbie

  14 years ago
  Due to the incresing amout of innapropriate 'things' in this post, it must be eliminated from existance. We are sorry for those who would find it funny.
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  death over 1 Newbie

  14 years ago
  condoms!

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