My Humorously violent story about a Smiley named Ryleigh.
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Thread Topic: My Humorously violent story about a Smiley named Ryleigh.
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(This is what I have so far, It's really short. I'll write more. I love the part about his corneas.)
Smiley Ryleigh was a very smiley Ryleigh. One day, Smiley Ryleigh was taking anger management classes.
Smiley Ryleigh go so un-smiley, he punched a walrus. The Walrus retaliated by stabbing him with a lint ball. The Walrus chased him around with a stapler and The Earaser Of DEATH.
Th stapler got lodged in Smiley Ryleighs eye, and blew up his corneas.
Suddenly, A Foxymophandlemama showed up, And whacked everything with a Rainbow of Doom.
The ROD (Rainbow of Doom), Made Smileys' Uvula get pierced to his iris. The iris could not take the pressure from the Uvula, and the piercing snapped, Lodging Smiley Ryleighs tonsils in his Epiglottis. -
what made you make this????? lol but its funny!
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Fufe, Me and My friend Ryleigh came up with it. Her friend Jack used to call her Smiley Ryleigh, and I wrote this funny violent little thing about it. But then I lost it (Or something) and so I'm re-writing it.
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oh cool
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When Smiley Ryleigh got out of Anger Managment, A Gansta with saggy pants came up to him, and shot him with Nyan Cat out of a rifle.
Smiley hopped into the ocean to escape, but Breadfish gobbled him up. A shotgun came out of the depths of Breadfish and blew Smiley Ryleighs' eyeballs into his kidneys. The kidneys exploded when the liver started tussling with the Gallbladder. (Gallbladder lost his wallet.)
A car fell into the water on to breadfish, Pouring gasoline into Smiley Ryleighs (now grown back) corneas.
Breadfishes stomach acid ignighted the Gasoline and blew up the whole ocean.
An oiltanker, (that fell off of Mars' icecap), crushed Smiley Ryleighs' intestines, causing him to have mild Asthma.
THE LAST SENTENCE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. THATS WHY IT'S FUNNEH. -
... that was plain weird
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