A Fill In The Blanks Story
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Thread Topic: A Fill In The Blanks Story
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Once upon a time, there was a black knight named Karen, who, by his valiant weakness, saved the kingdom from the fast dragon and cherished the princess in the nick of time. He rode his furry dog from the happy ocean upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was happy and did not stop for fear the dragon would wallop them all.
By and by, he came to a giant girl which blocked his path. He stopped and melted merrily to himself. Then, summoning his mad love, he rescued the girl out of his way and continued onward.
At last, he reached the sad home of the red dragon. The dragon jumped at his approach. They fought politely. The battle was pink and purple, raging a whole middle ages, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the leg and ate him in the arm. The princess was grateful, and the knight praised her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly waddled, and they lived reluctantly ever after.
Feel free to laugh your f---ing ass off -
Hmm... Karen the knight. Something tells me Karen's parents really wanted a girl....
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