plz critique my Romeo and Juliet letter
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Dear Prince Escalus,
It is I, a stranger writing to you about those two criminals Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet. What they did was completely wrong. And I think they should both be sentenced to death in the most gruesome way possible. Romeo even killed both Tybalt and Paris, you should also sentence Friar Lawrence to death too. First off, we have multiple eyewitness reports and several statements from the of the citizens. O Noble prince I can discover all, The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl, There lies the man, slain by young Romeo, That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio. And this statement was said by Benvolio, one of Romeos greatest friends. You should remember that, you were the one he said it too. That proves that Romeo, was in fact the one who murdered Tybalt. And you may ask, where is the proof about him killing Paris, well dont worry, Ive got that to. Pariss page witnessed their entire fight. His exact statements were O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch. Now thats not much to go on but when his page came back, Paris was dead, so we can assume that Romeo killed him. All right so weve deduced why Romeo must be put to death, now for Juliet and Friar Lawrence. Juliet married the son of their familys greatest rival. Now thats fine and all but then she went and disrespected her father, now that your highness, is the single most evil thing you could possibly do, and for that she must be put to death. And if you require evidence of this, here is a statement from Juliets own father. How, how, how, how? Chopped logic! What is this? Proud, and I thank you, and I thank you not, And yet not proud? Mistress minion you, Thank me no thankings, nor proud me no prouds, But fettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next to go with Paris to Saint Peters Church, or I will drag thee on a hurdle thither. Out, you green sickness, carrion! Out, you baggage! You tallow face! Now I dont know what most of that meant but it sounded like he was mad due to her great disrespect. So yes, she should be killed, preferably in that new device known as the Iron Maiden. Now finally Friar Lawrence, he married the two in the first place so hes probably responsible for everything, so he should die. And I do have proof due to an interview of one of the prisoners in the next cell over. Thy love did read by rote, that could not spell. But come, young waverer, come, go with me, In one respect Ill thy assistant be, for this alliance may so happy prove to turn your households' rancor to pure love. That is exactly what Friar Lawrence said. So that proves that he is guilty of being a bad friar, so he should be killed. Thank you for your time your highness, and I hope you consider this very heavy evidence.
Sincerely,
A stranger you have never met -
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Stardust1 NoviceCool letter. A couple of grammer mistakes, but whatever.
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