Thread for my poems
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Thread Topic: Thread for my poems
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Hello, my name is Putin
I am not your average leader
I am a master at hunting
My vacation home is made of Siberian cedar
The world does not scare me
They cannot harm Mother Russia
I ignore phone calls from John Kerry
And drink all of the vodka
I ride horses shirtless
I slam cykas down in Judo
Still time to hunt and fish
And eat this apple strudel
Not afraid of America
Or rebels in Syria
I welcomed back Crimea
Even with all the hysteria
Obama is not threatening
He draws lines with red crayon
Meanwhile Snowden is defecting
And I'm sticking around
The media hates me
But I get them ratings
I troll their silly country
All they can do is keep hating
I do all that I can
To make my nation strong
The world does not understand
They say I'm always wrong
But now I'm kicking terrorist butt
While the West sits and watches
With Bush's mess to clean up
I'll let you be the judges -
Wow great poems. Are you really vladimir Putin?
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Thank you. Da, I am the one and only.
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Should I continue to write poetry in English? I believe it is helping me improve.
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