The Antelope Diaries.
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The Antelope Diaries
Chapter One:She's A Fruit? pleb
If you found this "heart-warming" diary, this might show you how "delightful" this being is. Especially when that being is obsessed with buying merch from Etsy and excessively making your parents cash go blank and "missing" even if they search your internet history and never find ANYTHING. My name is Antelope, and you don't need to know my last name because O.C's from the damned are after me, so are the Dutch. You would be surprised how unique Antelope is, even if it's the most fabulous name in the universe, besides "Whale". My imagination has no sense to it, which makes you lure into it even more with a fresh essence of "What the f---". Myself, I would describe as magical rainbows exploding and Queen playing in the back ground, with ponies scampering around and krebs up in my armpits. My life isn't so much like this in reality, as I am a cartoon artist, young perhaps. Its full of ink pens and pencils, not hallucinogenic sitings with the Beatles playing their usual psychadelic music. My family has split into two parts, one consisting of my crazy, mental mother named Kareem and my 2 twin sisters named Khalessi and Hialeah. The other is my other mental, fcking c00l dood sex-addict with his girlfriend/fiance named Ozzie, which I call her "Paris Hilton" for comical purposes and just to see her lame scowl that is the signature of lame. My family has been this way since Lessi and Leah were born, and I adapted to it because my mother and Ozzie would fight like it's WorldStarHipHop, which I find stupid but entertaining. They always had a duel with eachother, which kept the family connected. Let's just say, it's like Mean Girls but mothers addition and add the less makeup and Chanel and Prada, more conception and frying pans. My mother would always get the last words, but fired up Ozzie's ego even more to get her back. So, maybe when I'm grown up I'll give in my own Mean Girls movie! yey!1!
Behind all of the competition, lulz, and SSBB fighting my mother was also an artist herself. In the women's side of her family, it seems we're all connected with creative and artsy talents and skills. Unfortunately, I was the last as only Lessi and Leah only knew how to tape doll heads to a wall and torture Cahwaii, our unoriginally named house cat that smelt tuna from my mother's room, but it was the food fish smell and lived with us. But they were exceptionally smart in school besides being small simpletons. This all drives to how I was named a piece of fruit, if you were wondering if my mom was drugged when she named me. She wasn't, it turned out that she was concepted or pregnant with me and was still looking for a name for me. She decided to paint some fruits, some heart felt thought, she drew her top most favorite fruits and BAM you got a smoking confectionery Antelope living right now, living like LARRY.
Besides being named Antelope and living the life of a kreb, I have more other things to explain. Right after I get over this sugar rush.
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