The Crack Ever After High: Never After High
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"Elch, what smells like f---ing crack?" Ashlynn was sitting in the Enchanted Forest, on a date with Hunter.
"Oh, it's just Madeline." Hunter said and shrugged like it was nothing, and they continued their lovey-dovey romantic picnic as the crack smoke filled the air.
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"Oh, come on Briar! Get the hell up you stupid lazy slut!" Apple was in Briar's dorm, waiting for the sleeping mess to wake the f--- up so they can go the class.
"Nnnnn.. I think I am having a hangover.." Briar layed on her bed, like a lifeless lug. Her curly brown hair with pink highlights were all over the place and her face looked more like the beast instead of a beauty, heh- get it.
No, stop with your corny puns.
Oh, just shut the f--- up and keep your narrating ass shut.
Fine.
As I was saying, cough cough.
Briar looked like she swallowed way too many drinks from last night's party.
"Ewww, and you look hella disgusting" Apple whined and her face grimaced with disgust.
"Ehhh.. Would you be a dear and... pass me t-t-"
"That what!?" Apple said impatiently.
"Vodka.. bottle.." Briar pointed at her mirror, which had tons of vodka bottles on it, probably stole some from Headmaster Grims office when she came back from the party.
"This is pointless." Apple whined and fell over in defeat.
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"Hey, Daring!"
"Ew, no Apple, get your skinny on-your-period self away from moi!" Daring did a hip thing and walked off, to be followed by desperate fans that couldn't get a boyfriend even if they tried, and they thought that he was just a boy from One Direction.
"Is he gay?" Blondie said.
"I. Don't. Knowwwww." Apple said with an confused look.
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