Explain how a date with the user above you would go
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Thread Topic: Explain how a date with the user above you would go
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Chai: Um
Me: Why are we here -
Me: *silence*
Spice: *runs* -
Me: Hello Spice I requested you to come to this "Date" so we could discuss our plan on breaking into the cook bank >:)
Spice: Oh yea, gimme all dem cookies >:3 -
Seriously Elly
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PFFFFFT LMFAO))
Me: ...
Brcyen: ...
Me: Ma'am, this is Taco Bell, how may I help you
Brcyen: Feed me -
Me: Espie get yo butt back with Cats. >:(
Espie: I-
Me: *yeets Espie onto Cats* -
XDDD))
June: Face reveal? :D
Me, sipping coffee through a ski mask: Absolutely not -
Me: *yanks ski mask off of Spice*
*Spice with a million ski masks under that one ski mask*: >:)
Me: WELL -
LMMO I'M DEAD))
Me: I got you roses :D
June: mY bReThErEn *smacks me* -
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))
Me: Since our last date went horribly wrong, I ordered us some fried frog legs. Enjoy, Darling. :)
Spice: I see why you called yourself a yandere. -
XDDDDD))
June: So where do you live?
Me: IN YOUR BASEMENT :)
June: *screaming intensifies* -
Me: So last date was awkward.
*Spice who was still traumatized from the frog legs incident*: .....
Me: Well at least we live together-
Spice: :>>
Me: Wait. If you live in my basement...
Spice: *in mind* Where is June the spep going with this? D:
June: THEN I CAN SEE YOUR FACE!!! >:D
Spice: *LE FROGGY SCREM* -
Me: Eh, want coffee?
Spice: I like it
Me: Here
Spice: Tha-
Me: *Breaks the mug and spills coffee*
Spice: *screaming intensifies*
Other humans: SHUT THE H--- UP
Me: *Screaming intensifies* -
LE OOF
All the spices get replaced with "June" -
Me: *yeets myself a mile away*
Trem: Welp
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