Creepy cheesy awkward pick up lines.
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Thread Topic: Creepy cheesy awkward pick up lines.
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I was at school
And then I was liek,
"Valentine's day is coming soon, let me think of awkward pick up lines for humans to use to make people A) get away or B) have someone say " I love youuuuuuu, you're creepy liEk meeee."
Ladies and gentlemen, the following lines will give your partner something for you both to talk about with your friends, relatives, and if you're lucky even your kids!
"I like sweet things, I think that explains why I like you."
" Are you satan? Because you look like an angel that fell from heaven to me!"
"Are you cold? X waits for answer X can I still wrap my flesh around yours to make you warm?"
"Are you aware that you're the best incognito thief i've ever met? X wait for their reaction X because you've managed to steal my heart without me even noticing when, where, or how. "
"Did you know you're a magician?
For your magic tricks,
You have replaced my heart with butterflies that flutter and fly down to my stomach every time I see you. My tongue was replaced with a fuzzy caterpillar that makes it hard to talk, my legs mutate into jello, and my mind becomes numb."
X you can add dis part to the one above x
" here's my trick for you! " x pull flowers from behind and hand them to the person. X
"Is your name simile? Because every time I see you I think of a smile."
"We must have been chemistry partners in another life" x wait X "because we both create chemical bonds."
"Are you a fallen star? Every time I see you i'm struck blind."
"I love your eyes, I wish I could just grab them and put them in my pocket so I could stare at them forever."
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Are you from tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see!
Me: Just shoot me now.
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