I'm just gonna talk to myself
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Thread Topic: I'm just gonna talk to myself
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Me: *sits in emo corner and listening to Three Days Grace on ipod*
The Allies: ...................
America: What should we do?
France: Rape her!
England *slaps the back of France's head* Frog...
Me: *stares blankly at them*
China: .........um, aru?
Russia: Everyone should become on with me, da! -
America: I gots a plan! *picks me up and sends me to Axis territory*
Me: WHAT THE HELL LET ME DOWN YOU SLOB!!!
America: No, go be a spy for us or something!
Me: No! I don't spy. -_-
America: *disappears and leaves me in the forest Germany found Italy in*
Me:.....great, I'm dead. *looks for place to hide.
?: Vhat?!! Vho goes there?!!
Me: *hides in ditch* s---, Germany.
??: PASTA!
Germany: You fool! You'll give away our cover!
Italy: Why you talk so loud Mr. Germany?
Germany: *sighs* let's just find the intruder and kill him.
Dun dun dun...! -
Germany: *gets closer to ditch* Hallo? Who's in there! Surrender!
Me: *slowly climbs out*
Germany: Vhat? Rebekah? Vhat are you doing here in a var zone?
Me: Well considering I hang out with a bunch of personified countries and my dad was in the army, I get myself into many war situations it seems.
Germany: Oh, vell choose if you vant to be on the axis or allied side, you can't have us both.
Me: Aw why not?
Germany: *slightly glares*
Me: *thinks* Fine, well if I chose allies I could get Iggy, but then France is a rapist so that's not cool. But if I go with axis I get Kiku *smirks*, except he's so formal and I might be a bit... unformal? Eh, but then I'd have to deal with with a loud German dude and a bot who whines for pasta every hour. Hmm...
Germany: UGH JUST PICK ALREADY!
Me: FINE, gosh.... I choose axis :D
Germany: Vundabar
Italy: Yayz! We're going to be best friends! *glomps me*
Me: Eh..? *hugs* -
Germany: Hey Rebekah, make yourself useful and vhelp me vork on the coo-coo clocks for France.
Me: Maybe...
Germany: Vhat do you mean maybe? *glare*
Me: You don't scare me, oh and all I wanted was a "please".
Germany; *sigh* Please just help already.
Me: Okie *starts building* ow oh f---.
Germany: Vhat?!!
Me: I got a splinter D:
Germany: -____-
Me: What? It hurts. -
Me: Kiku...
Japan: Hai Rebekah-san?
Me: I want to go to your country again! :D
Japan: lol arigato, I hope you can soon.
Me: Aw but why can't I go now?
Japan: Eh, well you're in America right now.
Me: But I want to be in you!
Japan: ......... -
xD "I wanna be in you"
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XD
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LOL! xD
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