Fortune Telling

Welcome, to my fortune shop of magic! I will simply tell you your fortune, and BAM. Instant realization. What I know from looking at your gut, you should stop eating so much meat.

That is it! No more. Fortune is what I will be telling/ Gem. Banana. LOL THERE IS ENDLESS POSSIBILITES. I CAN;T WAIT. COME GET YO FORTUNE NOW LOL LOL LOL.

Created by: A Fortune Teller

Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Welcome to my fortune telling shop!
  2. Before we begin, please pay me $1.50.
  3. Ok, now that you payed, let me see your palm. Oh, I see...
  4. Wait, before I tell you about what I saw in your palm, I must add that to what i see in the crystal orb of the future!
  5. Here's how this works. Look directly into my crystal orb, making any face you want.
  6. Hmm, I wouldn't of picked that face.. but whatever. Hold on, the image is buffering...
  7. Still loading..
  8. oh, my internet is down, lemme just put it back up..
  9. AND IT IS...
  10. IT ISSSSS... FINISHED!

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