do you know KUNG PAO?

there are only a few people in the world who really know the movie kung pao. but you may be one of them. although the movie may be kind of dumb, it is actually worth watching for the greatness of the funny parts. [which is pretty much the whole movie. the chosen one compells you to take this quiz.

are YOU a chosen one? this is your test to see if you know kung pao as well as some people do. maybe youll be a chosen one, and maybe you wont even be the level of a matrix cow fighter. until now, you never knew if you could ever have what it takes to be a chosen one, so take the quiz and test yourself.

Created by: squeekums_the_moose
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. fill in the blank: chicken go cluck-cluck ____ ____ ____.
  2. fill in the blank: and then he killed the ____.
  3. what is the name of the bad guy?
  4. what movie does the cow fighting scene take after?
  5. fill in the blank: does anyone know where i can find a _____ _____?
  6. what three dementional shape was the shape of the bad guys protectors attached to his shirt?
  7. fill in the blank: my nipples look like ____ ____!
  8. what does the old man choke on when he is trying to talk?
  9. fill in the blank: at that moment, the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about ____ ____, THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!
  10. fill in the blank: i see the way you look at him. i'm a man, too, you know? __ __ __ __ __ __.

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