Do you drink European Kool-Aid?

Let's face it. Europeans created the garbage USA. The US still holds to its 17th-century ideals. Other European nations have managed to let go of this crap during the 20th century. This is not the case for the infamous United States of... ugh.

However, do you think like these people? Do you long for a return to these so-called "glory days" where military might alone was regarded as being the sole determiner of so-call "greatness"/"power"? As a follow-up quiz to my previous two, this quiz will shed some light on the basic idea of whether or not you are an open-minded person.

Created by: SomeGuy365

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America's National Debt is...
- $2.8*10^13 and falling
- $2.8*10^13, and will continue to climb until America's economy finally blows up
- Irrelevant because I'm a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist
Who aided Israel when they needed it most?
- Only the former Czechoslovakia, that's it
- Every nation
- Absolutely no one, because heil Hitler.
The real biggest contributor to climate change is...
- Nothing. Every human activity contributes to it equally.
- Nothing. Every human and natural occurrence contributes to it equally.
- Nothing, because man-made climate change is fake.
- Urban hyper-overdevelopment and the inevitable moral decline, as most embodied by the USA
The real biggest internal threat to America's supremacy is...
- Climate change, the world will only have summer in the 22nd century.
- Terrorism! The Muslims are coming!
- Racism! The KKK is coming!
- The economy, the war-fueling urbanism will crumble in 10-20 or so years, give or take.
The real biggest threat to America's economy is...
- The war-driven urbanism! There is no "master race" of any kind!
- Climate change! The Earth now refuses to cool down because of overall human selfishness!
- Racism! The KKK covets everything it claims to condemn!
American women are...
- Either beautiful externally, but ugly internally, or ugly both inside and out. They lack any shame whatsoever.
- The most comely in the world.
- I'm LGBTQ+, next question!
European eco-shame...
- is the lowest in the world.
- is the highest in the world.
- is somewhere in the middle.
The real biggest external threat to America's supremacy is...
- the fact that other areas are important for greatness. The world has been getting this one right since Obama left office.
- There isn't one, because America's hyper-dominance will last forever.
- There isn't one. All external threats are equally nasty for the US.
- There isn't one, because only internal threats are of any real consequence.
America has...
- 50 states, and ~300 cities spread everywhere with pop. of 100k+, an unsustainable dream
- This issue is irrelevant, because American supra-dominance will last for eternity.
- This issue is irrelevant, because I live elsewhere.
- This issue is irrelevant, because I'm not even European.
- This issue is irrelevant, because I'm of Aboriginal, not Afro-Eurasian, descent.
- This issue is irrelevant, because I'm Hispanic/Latino anyway.
- This issue is irrelevant, because I'm multiracial.
- This issue is irrelevant, because I live rurally.
Canada has...
- ~100 cities, and all of them within the southern portions of their "big three" provinces. They have ten provinces overall, and three territories. This can actually be managed, unlike America's crumbling dream of "democratic" world domination.
- This is irrelevant, because Canadians cannot hope to muster the kind of power held by other nations.
- This is irrelevant, because power alone determines greatness.
- This is irrelevant, because America's dream will rule the world for infinity and beyond.
- Answer #1 should be flipped 180 degrees on a dime, because Canada believes the pagan "evolution" falsehood.
- This is irrelevant, because China will displace everyone with sheer force in about a century or two.
- This is irrelevant, because I'm a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracist.
- This is irrelevant, because I'm an Anti-Semite. Who else but the Jews created so-called "self-government" for their nefarious schemes?
You see a European and an African. They're both holding a gun. You tell them...
- You're hardcore bluffing. The European should return the gun and their license to the appropriate authorities for a full refund. Who else deserves to die, and who exactly doesn't crave blood?
- Shoot the godless African savage!
- I'm a pacifist outright, next question please.
White women...
- should obey their rightful masters completely.
- made themselves self-hating by letting white men commander them. They need to stand up for their basic human rights.
- are just as bad as white men and white children. Somebody call Krampus to punish them all!
Who really created modern Israel?
- The United Nations via a two-state solution, but then they chickened out like the toothless European-dominated scaredy cats they are.
- Everyone
- The Jews only, because heil Hitler.
Who really created Communism?
- The Europeans themselves. Stalin wasn't even Russian, he was Georgian.
- The Jews! Sieg heil Adolf Hitler!
- Communism was a farce used by the West to fuel the phony Red Scare.
Who wrote the infamous Protocols of Zion?
- The Tsarist Okhrana, because they knew the protocols were 200% fake
- The Jews, because the protocols were a genuine blueprint for their world dominance plan, heil Hitler.
- What's the Holocaust?
Why did America's Founding Fathers really oppose the creation of a central bank?
- To prevent everyone but Europeans from receiving humanitarian aid during a crisis. Who else was supposed to benefit from this?
- They didn't. They tried to keep the First US Central Bank in power for 10-20 years until They The People alone shut it down.
- I'm a billionaire, next question please.
If the Bible were accurate (which it's not)...
- But it is. Democracy = Mystery Babylon
- America would be Sodom and Gomorrah. Other nations actually honor holy wedlock between a reasonably strong male and a comparatively humble female.
- Well, of course it's not, infidel! Islam FTW!
- Well, of course it's not, self-hating punk! Buddhism FTW!
- Well, of course it's not, fool. Chinese, Aboriginal and Indian religions FTW!
- Well, of course it's not, Japan-hating scum! Shintoism FTW!
- Why else are the Jews it's protagonists? The Antichrist is a Gentile, everyone knows that!
- (yawn) I'm an atheist (double yawn)
But what if the Catholic Church could really be the Church of the Christian God?
- And it can't possibly be. Caesar Constantine, the papacy's founder, was a sun-worshipper from womb to grave.
- And it is. No Catholic of any kind has ever done wrong. The Antichrist is a Protestant, and the pope is the Vicar of Christ.
- "Christianity" in its REAL form would be Nazarene Judaism, which the Romans and later the Papacy exterminated completely. Their descendants do everything in their power to prevent its revival.
But what Jesus, hmm?...
- He never existed. If he did, he would have been dark-skinned, dark-eyed and dark/short-haired, and definitely not born on December 25th.
- Nicene Christianity has the answer to every question, including yours.
- (yawn) I'm from another religion. (triple yawn)
- (yawn) I'm an atheist. (super yawn)
The Garden of Eden...
- Adam and Eve would have looked like the real Jesus, had any of them existed. The Devil would have actually been a European.
- I said, I'm an atheist!
- I said, I adhere to another religion!
- Nicene Christianity can answer this question too.
But what Noe and his family?
- They would've looked like the "real others" too. The flood's victims were of European descent as well.
- I said, the Papacy and it's minions can answer this!
- I already told you I'm an atheist!
- I already told you I hail from another religion!
The European Union...
- exists to enrich Germany alone. Adolf Hitler Jr. and his 4th Reich are coming!
- exists to squelch extremism. What else but ultra-nationalism inspired the failed Brexit?
Stereotype maps...
- are the truth, not memes.
- Memes created by European pundits.
As a non-American, what do you hate most about them?
- Nothing, I hate all their iniquities equally
- Their attempted self-government, parliamentary/representative government is the "great harlot" of Revelation.
- The fact their "democracy" is a racist phony
- Their ever-increasing debt, their economy is about to go off with the force of a VEI 8!
- Nothing, they will save the world for all time! Hail to the commander in chief!
- Their carbon footprint, Earth can actually recover without them around.
- Their ego, Bill Mitchell did not do the first perfect Pac-Man.
Since most summers are now unbearably hot, why do men now wear swim trunks and women bikinis?
- Americans caused it. They haven't, never had and never will have shame.
- Summer is just like that. It's all natural, no human interference.
- the Bible is more of a joke than that. Clothing liberation FTW!
What do you hate most about Christmas, whether or not you consider it pagan?
- The waste, absolute biggest urban eco-damage booster, by far.
- The Black Friday shopping, get a load of the jezebels trying to hunt down those slutty new bikinis in preparation for the upcoming summer!
- The travel, the traffic jams are unbearable
- Family, my aunt is a self-hating witch raised by an ungrateful runt, married to an unloving uncle!
- Nothing, I hate all of its stupid crap equally.
- Nothing! The Savior ordained the day! When else was he born?
- It's most basic concept, Jesus never lived.
- Its most basic concept, Jesus was not born on December 25th.
(Last question) my quiz was... (does not affect your score)
- Insufferable!
- Crap
- Decent
- Good!
- Awesome!!
- I created this quiz (seriously, don't pick this 1)

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