Do you belong in the order of the Twisted Spoon?
The Order of the Twisted Spoon is a most ancient and secretive order. It was founded circa 2009 A.D. in the basement of a residential home by two bored teenagers. In order to gain the prestigious title of Spoonian, you must be random, spazzy, and a fan of Green Day, Nirvana, and Monty Python. But, most of all, you must know the TRUTH! (What, you wnat me to TELL you the TRUTH? What would be so great about it if I just TOLD you?!)
You can skip this part if you want. WEREWOLVES ARE AWESOME. Cookies! TOMATO PASTE AND TUBAS AND MAGICAL ICE CREAM ARE YOUR FRIENDS! Blah blah blah blah. Hey, you read all of that? Congradulations! Now get a life.
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?