Dafuq Posts! xD

So, uhm..this quiz is for entertainment purposes and entertainment purposes only, so sit back, laugh, and relax to this quiz! Heh, thank you~! c:

So, yup. The first opening paragraph for this quiz has explained it all, these are only questions called "Dafuq Posts". And yes, it's a really real thing!

Created by: Br0wnieBunny
  1. Mom: "Hey, why are you so dressed up? Where are you going?" Daughter: "To the bathroom, to take a new profile picture for facebook, duh!"
  2. "I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? I'm not familiar with bulls---."
  3. "*TO DO LIST* 1.) Buy a sword. 2.) Name it Kindness. 3.) Kill people with Kindness."
  4. "Some people need a kiss..on the side of the head...with a baseball bat."
  5. "Our parents call it 'bad grades', when we just call it 'still passing'."
  6. Mom: "Clean your room, family is coming over." Me: "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know the family meeting was being held in my bedroom."
  7. "That awkward moment when you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you."
  8. "Pretend you're the host of a cooking show when you're home alone cooking."
  9. Teacher: "Why do I hear talking?" Student: "Because you have ears."
  10. "When I'm home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer."

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