Could you be my boyfriend?
I have two crushes. Are you anything like one of them? Find out if I would date you. Yeah. Or maybe I'm just too weird for you... Maybe I'm too weird for anyone
... Yeah, that's gotta be it. That's why no one likes me. Because I'm a weirdo and I'm ugly. Jk. At least people don't say it to mah face. But they might think it