Can you be a Mall Ninja?
Mall Ninjas are frickin' sweet. This is a club, that, you can't get in if you don't know one of the people who runs it. You can take the quiz anyway if you want, though, in case you want to know.
GO MALL NINJAS!! We rock and I'm only still writing because it says it has to be a certain amount of length. Take the quiz, blahdy blah blah blah. Yeah, that's it.