are you similar to me? ( 15 questions)

lets see if you simular to me?You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. Don´t you know that you are pathetic? As they say in Texas, I bet you couldn´t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed in the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You´re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back: You´re a festering pustle on a weasel´s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature, and a heavy metal bag-pipe player. You were not born, you were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn´t crawl out of an normal egg, either, but rather an mutant maggot egg, rejected by an evil mad scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then literally died in shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting word. I´m sorry, you were not born out of a human; you were vomited into this world ny puke-drooling giggling beasts that abandoned you when they saw what they had "created". They were a bit late though :(Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight, the evidence that you are a…

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. Don´t you know that you are pathetic? As they say in Texas, I bet you couldn´t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed in the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You´re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back: You´re a festering pustle on a weasel´s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature, and a heavy metal bag-pipe player. You were not born, you were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn´t crawl out of an normal egg, either, but rather an mutant maggot egg, rejected by an evil mad scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then literally died in shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting word. I´m sorry, you were not born out of a human; you were vomited into this world ny puke-drooling giggling beasts that abandoned you when they saw what they had "created". They were a bit late though :(Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight, the evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be availble to…