Are you secretly Napoleaon????

Ever just wondered 'dam, what if i've been napoleon all my life and ive just never noticed?' No? Well, im sure youve thought it now, so why dont you take this very good quiz and find out.

Its not acurate at all, and i cannot be bothered to spell check any of this, so ahhh have fun i hope it makes sense. Also gramma is overated, i have dicided. Trust your gut i guess.

Created by: onetwothreefour

If you were italian but decided that being french was a jolly good idea, how would you do be that?
- Wait until all the french are dying in battle and then take their place becuase your better then them anyway
- Put on a fancy french hat thing, grab a crossiant and baget, and waltz on in to france
- Die and hope to be resusitated as a holy french guy
- Smuggle yourself in through blackmarket operations
- Get really drunk/high and hallucinate you are french
- Yeah nah not for me
Yeah your horse just ran away and all your friends are freezing to death, whatcha gonna do now huh?
- Well they're dead, they arent going to be using their jackets, you can take em
- It'll be fine
- Give them alcohol to wake them up
- cry
- hunt your horse down and slaughter it in cold (very, very cold) blood for its betrayal
- The same thing i was doing before, obvs
- I didnt need them anyway, the traitors.
some guy is offering you some ciggys, you want a choof?
- Yeah man, time for smoko
- what do those words even mean
- i'm too french for this oui oui i want crepes
- Chat i dont understand go away or die
- You smell bad, use this horse poo based deoderant
- yeah nah sorry mate
are you short?
- I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM PERFECTLY AVERAGE FOR MY TIME PERIOD
- yeah man ive gotta walk around on stilts
- No, my head goes BONK on doorways
- Maybe?
Crepes
- ahh yes, snails. Wait, no, thats... ahh.. escargo?? Is Cargo?? Crepes arent sanils, right?
- Very tasty, really worth going to france during their revolution dressed as an arisocrat just for some good crepes (LOOKING AT YOU, AZIROPHALE)
- uhhh did you mispell 'creeps'
- IM A CREEP, IM A WIERDO
- yum gimme
- eww grosss
You have to go see a doctor, who you going to?
- a doctor? What about THE doctor?
- Theres a surgeon at 'The Resorectionist' (Rumor was that The Doctor whas there too)
- Dr. Rufus Dimplesqueeze (He's defintiy a realy qualified doctor...)
- Dr. Grace Halloway
- Dr. Edward Marlow
- The Doctor, the ORIGINAL artical.
- I dont really care.
Ice creams?
- GELATO IS ITALIAN, I AM FRENCH GODDAMMIT!
- Yes but why have one when i can have three?
- Bacon and eggs flavoured ice cream is rather particuarly lovely
- Melted. its already on the floor.
- I think i left a tub outside, but its bloody cold so i aint getting it
- Yeah no thanks mate
So, the world is looking rather dull, and youre bored. Now what?
- Well how about i become the world, I'm sure i can take it over, easy peasy.
- Glitter!
- I'll go talk to everybody alive to give me and them something to do
- well guess ill sit and mope in a cloud for a few millenia
- Go cause some mischief
- do nothing a mope
So youve lost your friends again, what now?
- Spend a few billion years improssioned in a castle fighting your way out to bring them back
- go mope in a cloud and just generally be unlikable and grumpy
- Bury yourself in a montasory basement
- go joyriding in your 90 year old bently (try to move on from your only friend who just left you in a elevator that will never come back, while they are undoubtably being manipulated
- Stare blankly at the elevater as you leave your only friend forever, too scared/stubborn to say "Im sorry, i cant do this, i need to go back"
- Go hide in an island (and find it rather dull, so maybe try to get off the island?)
- cry
- Friends what friends i dont do *friends*
Hmm, some people are very mean and dont like you. They left you all on your own, its like your exiled! This is quite a predicament...
- Indeed it is
- Why dont i call the cops? I think i can see a police station thing nearby, looks rather small though...
- Well this sucks imma just un-exile myself real quick...
- Thank the gods, people SUCK

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