Are you manly quiz?

Hey men! Are you manly? Do you stink or do you belong on the flagpole with all the other nerds? Take this quiz to find out if you are sitting on the nerds, or if you’re the weak little nerd getting his face crushed by a butt!

We all know that gassy men (much like myself) are manly men, because nothing can dominate a room more than ripping a nice big stinker in it and gassing out everyone else.

Created by: Alan1979

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How old are you?
- 0-10
- 10-20
- 20-30
- 30+
How many push-ups can you do?
- None, because I’m weak
- None, because my belly is too heavy
- 1-10
- 10-50
- 50+
- None, because I’m hanging from the flagpole!
What kind of underwear do you wear?
- Boxers/ boxer briefs
- Briefs
- Jockstraps
- Tighty whities
- Anything with a cup (gotta protect the goods)
- None! I like to let my junk free!
How big is your belly?
- Clean cut abs
- Average
- Slightly chubby
- Big
- Beer belly!
How much do you fart?
- 1-30 times a day
- 30-50 times a day
- 50-100 times a day
- 100+ times a day (impressive)
How bad do your farts smell?
- They don’t smell bad
- They don’t really smell like anything
- They stink
- People say my farts are the worst, but I don’t mind them
- My rips stink like a finely aged egg
Are you proud of your farts?
- No!
- I don’t mind farting
- I make sure everybody knows it was me stinkin up the place
How often do you burp?
- Rarely
- Average
- Often
- Very often
- I never stop!
How loud are your burps?
- Silent
- Quiet
- Average
- Loud
- Very loud
- It’s like I’ve got a microphone
Are you proud of your burps?
- No!
- I don’t mind them
- I love burping, especially in peoples faces
Do you have any brothers? If so, are you the oldest, youngest, or are you in the middle?
- Youngest
- Middle
- Oldest
If you have brothers, do they wedgie you? If they do, which one do you get the most?
- They don’t wedgie me
- I don’t have brothers
- Normal
- Melvin
- Atomic
- Messy
- Hanging
- Squeaky clean
How big are you, down there?
- Small
- Average
- Massive!
Do you drink beer?
- No
- Yes
- I only drink beer!
Have you ever sat on a nerds face? (If you haven’t, try it sometime!)
- No, I am a nerd who has been crushed by a butt
- No, I am a nerd but I haven’t been sat on
- No, I’ve never tried
- No I have tried but I failed
- Yes I have!
- Yeah, doin it right now!
How good were/are your high school grades?
- 100s every time
- 80s
- 60s
- 40s
- 20s (Hey me too!)
When was the last time you showered?
- Recently
- Not recently
- A while ago
- I don’t shower!
Bend over with your butt facing a mirror, do you see a plumbers crack?
- No
- No, I’m already naked!
- Yes, but not much of one
- Yes, I can see a lot of my butt crack!
How long do your pees last?
- 10-20 seconds
- 20 seconds to a minute
- More than a minute
- More than an hour
How long do your dumps take?
- About a minute
- A few minutes
- Half an hour
- An hour
- Multiple hours
- All day
How many nerds have you flagpole wedgied?
- None, I am the nerd!
- None, I haven’t done that yet
- 1, it was great
- About ten
- More than twenty
- I’ve lost count
When was the last time you wet or crapped your pants cause you were too lazy to go to the toilet?
- Right now!
- Today
- Yesterday
- Last week
- A year ago

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