Are you like one of my friends or me?

"I have many friends, but these are ones that I just pulled off the top of my head, but could we be friends? there's only one way to find out, you should take it if you dare mwahahahah just kidding! Let's see if you can surpass whatever that means, i don't even think i spelled that right!"

"You should take this quiz, because you can never have too many friends! even though I have lots! Please take this quiz, and I will love you forever! and don't be scared! don't love you like that! if you're a girl, I'm Sraight, so, deffinetly don't be scared!"