Are you EPIC like lettuce

Lettuce is a gnarly vegetable with loads of charm. Many could never be half as epic as your average head of lettuce. Want to know if you're lettuce tier or just a crappy kale tier? Take this quiz to find out.

The quiz goes over all of the expected lettuce related questions. Be honest, because the average head of lettuce can detect a fraud from up to 650 feet away.

Created by: Lettuce

Do you like crunchy water?
- yeh.
- nah.
Are you a fan of stems or leaves?
- stems.
- leaves.
- I like no plant parts because I suck.
How do you handle your lettuce?
- Rough and agressive!
- Gently with nuance.
- I have not handled lettuce.
- the lettuce handles ME.
When trying to "seal the deal", where do you take your lettuce?
- bedroom.
- kitchen.
- alley.
- hotel.
- North Korea.
- Olive Garden bathroom.
- Asia.
- park.
Do you deep fry your lettuce? Do you like your lettuce drenched in a creamy ranch dressing?
- I deep fry and dress.
- I only deep fry.
- Just the ranch for me.
- I like it naked.
Have you ever played around with kale?
- yeah!
- I dabble.
- Ew, no.
What phrase best describes your dreams?
- crisp.
- moist.
- dry.
- pale.
- dark.
- humble.
- white.
- green.
Do you use protection?
- Of course!
- Never!
- Protection from what? The lettuce? I don't understand the question...
Opinion on sea lettuce?
- I can take it or leave it.
- Nothing more than an imposter.
- Well, I prefer the devil's lettuce.
- All lettuce is perfection to me.
Thoughts on sauerkraut?
- Ooh, tasty!
- Disgusting!
- Poor mutilated lettuce.

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