Are you an Old Man?

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This quiz, taken in its entirety, will determine whether you are in fact an old man. Armed with this knowledge, we here at the ACME Quiz Company will finally be able to unlock the secrets of the Universe. We hope you enjoy it, and thank you for furthering the causes of both science and humanity.

Created by: BB
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. When you see children in your yard, your first reponse is:
  2. You've seen Howdy Doody on TV.
  3. Your favorite band was most popular in:
  4. Have you ever described an ailment to a person who just asked you how you were doing?
  5. You had to have someone help you set up your computer.
  6. You've helped a nice young man in Nigeria by sending him money, mainly because he was so polite in his emails to you.
  7. These questions are stupid.
  8. You take more than 3 medicines a day.
  9. You do yard work to relax.
  10. You do something lame like whittle or fish in your spare time.

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