Are you actually a dog?
Dogs, defined by Merriam Webster are: a highly variable domestic mammal (Canis familiaris) closely related to the gray wolf. Dogs are a thing that happen sometimes. Many people like dogs. I have a dog. She is okay.
This quiz will tell you if you are a dog or not. This quiz would be a good quiz to give to a friend who shows dog like qualities but you don't want to ruin your friendship and ask him or her if they are actually a dog.