Are you a true Scooper-ooper?

Savannah and Abigail are the Gods to this religion. It all started a long, long, long, not so long time ago when there was no locals and everyone was happy. Savannah, Satan, and Abigail were at church (Tim Hortons) but Satan rebelled and said she wanted no part in the amazing scooper-ooper religion and she took all the clear juice and spilt it all over timmy’s and that is when the war started. The war lasted a lifetime but then the Gods over ruled Satan and took back power and Satan was punished and bound to the land of McDolands. One of the Gods announced freedom and said “War. Terrible war. Widows, orphans, a motherless child. This was the uprising that rocked our land. Satan and locals rebelled against the country that fed them, loved them, protected them. Brother turned on brother until nothing remained. And then came the peace, hard fought, sorely won. A people rose up from the ashes, and a new era was born. But freedom has a cost. And the traitors were defeated. We swore as a nation we would never know this treason again. And so it was decreed that each year the Gods would offer up, that anyone who wasn’t born on the chosen days were locals for life. The Scooper-oopers, bathed in riches, would serve as a reminder of our generosity and our forgiveness. This is how we remember our past. This is how we safeguard our future.”

If you are a scooper-ooper, you can forget about your old lame horoscope sign, because scooper-ooper is a horoscope sign too!!!! Forget about saggytoes and geeminee, because scooper-oopers never have any bad predictions on there weekly/monthy/annualy horoscope!!!