Are You a True Loner?
As a Loner myself it really takes a lot to do absolutely nothing and give zero fjorks while doing so. I didn't realize I was a considered a 'Loner' until one night I couldn't sleep which is basically every night, anyways I was contemplating everything in existence and I remembered this awkward social interaction I had and suddenly a revelation! I had successfully accessed my inner me; I make everything awkward because I hate almost everyone and to ensure that people leave me the fjork alone I make everything really uncomfortable than what it needs to be.
So, the whole kit and caboodle, essence of this test if you will, is so that way you don't have to access your (pretty much) pointless emotions to realize "Oh fjork idgaf."