Are you a real Greyhound?
There are many students who went through Valley's doors over the many years, but how many can actually be called a Greyhound? How many can remember the simple things that happened within the schools walls that mean nothing in academics but means everything in the memories that we took away.
Do you consider yourself a Greyhound? Take the test and find out? If you do good you can forever proclaim your "greyhoundism" ( yes I just came up with that word so go screw yourself). If you do bad, then you can just tell everyone you did well and feel guilt for not using your time at Valley well.