Are you a pizza or a human being?

Have you ever wondered if you are a human being or a pizza? This quiz will let you know with surprisingly accurate results. Come forth and discover the truth.

I once thought I was a pizza. But I wanted to be a human being. The thought tormented me day and night. Until, one day, I found the truth. I was shown the light. I am not a pizza. I eat pizza.

Created by: William

What is inside of you right now?
- Bones, blood, and organs
- Dough, tomato sauce, cheese
Do you like to eat pizza?
- Of course I do!
- I eat not, for I must only be eaten.
What is your current temperature?
- 97 to 99 degrees F
- 450 to 500 degrees F
What do you think about?
- All kinds of things.
- I have no thoughts, only mozzarella.
What was your birth like?
- I don't remember, I was only an infant.
- Two hands formed my base, rolled me flat, threw me in the air, spun me round, caught me, piled me with cheese, sauce, and toppings, and scorched my body in a stone oven, tormenting me as soon as I came to be.
What decorates your skin?
- Hairs, freckles, pores, and the occasional mole.
- Basil, oregano, rosemary, thyme, and marjoram.
What color are your eyes?
- Brown
- Blue
- Green
- Hazel
- My eyes are pepperonis.
What is your ethnicity background?
- American Indian or Alaska Native
- Asian
- Black or African American
- Hispanic or Latino
- Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander
- All I know is that I am 100% edible.
Which of these are you most afraid of?
- Heights
- Loneliness
- The dark
- Spiders
- Snakes
- I only fear my final destination: the human stomach.
How often do you eat pizza?
- Weekly
- Monthly
- A few times a year
- I don't eat pizza
- I shall not eat, but I shall be eaten. It is my dark destiny.

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