Are You A Hardcore Minecrafter?
Fake Minecrafter: OMgeee i play pocket edishun im such a nerd lol swag poop. lipgloss nerd mc so kool. i luv kreativ mode haters gonna hate troll noob
Real Minecrafter: Time to SLAY. HAhahaa i got your pearls!!! ahahahahaaa!!! oh look there's some noob trying to kill me. lol. I need pokeballs.dangit my tekkit crashed