Are you a furry?

can y'all liberals find something better than calling anyone who slightly sounds critical of the Democrat party a russian f---ing bot? disclaimer, i'm not american, i don't give a f--- if you think i'm a russian agent or whatever the f---. i'm european, and i'm a communist. that entails being anti-imperialist, and i'll be the first to tell you that obama was one of the worst in leading drone strikes over innocents in the middle east, reaffirming the US as one of the most imperalistic countries in the world. this does not mean that Russia isn't imperialistic, just look at all that mess with ukraine, or even that it's a good country (corruption and wealth inequality run amok, LGBT and minority rights practically don't exist) you know, this rant isn't to justify myself or really to explain anything. i just want to know why you liberals are so f---ing obtuse. russian f---ing bot you really are the worst

I am currently at my day 74 of no fap.. And today as I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldnt see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 56. My mind, free of the constraints of p--- and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I…