A True Story About Me
There are alot of ways to end up in an orphanage, just like I did. This is merely a tiny fraction of the full story I will eventually tell you, so don't be disapointed if it ends to suddenly.
This is a true story. Not only is it true, in fact, but it is also my story. So don't go leaving comments about how you think it's a bad story, because that would be rude.