/r9k/ robot test

Within the depths of the obscure digital realm known as 4Chan, a particular message board emerges called /r9k/. Originally conceived as a successor to its predecessor, the infamous /b/, this virtual space has since become a haven for those individuals whose life experiences have been less than optimal, self-identifying collectively as "robots."

Are you a robot? Or do you find yourself aligned with the ranks of the esteemed Normie/Chad archetype? Embark upon this light-hearted quiz, crafted with a touch of whimsy, to ascertain your virtual identity. Kindly note that this lighthearted quiz is intended purely for amusement and should not be regarded as a holy scripture of one’s worth.

Created by: AnonMaster468

Rate your facial attractiveness
- Deformed
- Below Average
- Average
- Above Average
- Good Looking
What’s your height
- 4’11 - 5’2
- 5’3 - 5’7
- 5’8 - 5’11
- 6’0 - 6’3
- 6’4+
3. Describe your fitness level
- Morbidly Obese/Anorexic
- Obese/Malnourished
- Fat/Underweight
- Average
- Some Muscle Mass and definition
- Fit
- Jacked
What’s your Skin tone
- Ghost White
- Pale
- Average
- Reasonably tan
- Bronze Tan
Describe your facial hair
- Neckbeard
- Scruffy, unkempt beard
- No beard
- Some patches, but it’s fine
- Full thick beard
- Completely filled-in beard
How do you keep your body hair
- Bear cub
- Middle aged Mediterranean alcoholic
- Fairly hairy
- Happy trail
- Very little hair
- Completely Manscaped
Do you have a full head of hair
- Completely thick and luscious; descended to me from God himself
- Full head of hair
- Starting to Recede
- Spotting
- Bald
- Balding beyond mere recession at to temples
How often do you brush your teeth
- 3 times a day and I floss
- 2 times a day and I floss
- 2 times a day
- Once a day
- Once a few days
- I don’t brush my teeth
How often do you shower
- 2 times per day
- Once a day
- Every other day
- Once a week
- Once a few weeks
- Once a month
- I don’t shower
How often do you go outside
- Few times a day
- Once a day
- Few times a week
- Only out of necessity
- Once every few weeks
- Once every few months
- I don’t go outside
Do you work? How much do you make
- 6 figures
- Good wage
- Decent wage
- Average wage
- Mediocre wage
- Minimal wage
- Do not work
Where do you live
- In a house that I own
- In a house that I rent
- In a decent apartment
- In an average apartment
- In a small and terrible ghetto apartment
- In my dad’s garage
- In my mom’s basement
What do/did you study
- Social Sciences
- Humanities
- Fine Arts
- Biology/Chemistry/Engineering
- Math/Physics
- Computer Science
- I never studied
How many friends do you have irl
- 15+
- 9-14
- 4-8
- 1-3
- None
How many girlfriends have you had
- 15+
- 9-14
- 4-8
- 1-3
- None
When was the last time you dated someone
- I’m dating someone right now
- Several days/weeks ago
- Several months/years ago
- 10 years ago
- Never
- Woman are whores, all they do is go after the Chads
How many mental illnesses do you have
- 6+
- 4-5
- 2-3
- 1
- Unaware
- None
If so, do you take medication for your corresponding mental illness (answer No, and i’m not supposed to if you don’t have any mental illness)
- Not applicable
- No, but I’m supposed to
- Yes, but I’m not supposed to
- Yes, and I’m supposed to
- No, and I’m not supposed to
Do you have anyone who loves you
- Yes, my family, friends, and girlfriend
- Yes, my family and friends
- Yes, just my family
- Yes, just my friends
- I don’t have anyone who loves me
When was the last time you have s-x
- Yesterday
- Several days ago
- Several weeks ago
- Several months ago
- 10 years ago
- Never
Do you use piss bottles/sh— jugs
- I use both
- Only piss bottles
- No
How much do you spend time on the internet
- 1-3 hours
- 3-6 hours
- 6-9 hours
- 9-12 hours
- 13+ hours
How many anime episodes have you watched
- 1-20
- 21-50
- 51-100
- 101-200
- 201-500
- 501-1000+
How many hours do you play video games
- Under 1 hour
- 1-2 hours
- 3-4 hours
- 5-7 hours
- 8+ hours
What’s your favorite video game genre
- Anime
- MMORPG
- RPG
- Simulation Games
- Puzzle
- Single player cooperative games
- Multiplayer competitive games
- Sports
Do you have autism
- Yes, severe
- Yes, moderate
- Yes, mild
- No
We’re you bullied in school
- Yes, but I didn’t do anything about it
- Yes, so I reported the bullies to the principal
- Yes, so I took matters into my own hands
- No
How many fetishes do you have
- None
- Some mild fetishes that are not uncommon for people to have
- Quite a bit of fetishes outside the normie circle
- A lot of fetishes that would be considered degenerate according to normies
- I’ve lost count
Do you have an anime body pillow
- More than 2
- 2
- 1
- 0
How many Pepes do you have saved on your computer
- Who’s Pepe
- None
- 1-50
- 51-100
- 101-300
- Over 300
Do you have a driver’s license
- Yes, and I got one as soon as possible
- Yes
- Yes, but later than most
- I don’t drive too often
- No
Do you have friends of the opposite gender
- Yes, more than male
- Yes
- I used to
- I used to only have 1
- No
- Why would I want to be friends with women
Are you on autismbux/neetbux
- Yes
- I was
- No
Do you fleshlights or onaholes
- Yes
- No
How often do you socialize (Social Media that is not in the place of an online forum counts)
- Daily
- A few times a week
- Once a week
- Once a month
- I don’t socialize
Do you find it difficult to empathize with normies
- Yes
- No
- What’s a normie?
What are your political views
- Centrist
- Moderate
- Radical
- Extreme
Have you ever contemplated suicide
- Yes
- No
How many times have you attempted suicide
- Multiple times
- Sometimes, once in a while
- Rarely
- Never
Have you ever fantasized about participating in a revolt, in which the underdogs of society rise up and overthrow the established social norms
- Yes
- No
What is your preferred social media platform
- None
- Instagram
- YouTube
- TikTok
- Twitter
- Tumblr
- Reddit
- 4Chan
How would you describe your general outlook on Society
- Utopian
- Positive
- Neutral
- Negative
- Dystopian

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