🔺 Are you illuminati? 🔺
The Illuminati - I'm sure you've heard of it. Y'know, that race of Satan-worshipping reptilians who are planning to establish a New World Order by overthrowing the American government.
Well now it's time to find out if you're one of those scum-sucking reptilians! With the help of my illuminati detector, we shall find the answer to the question everyone's constantly asking themselves!