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Are you contemplating your existence? Do you feel with your eyes as you read a good cozy book? Do you love nature and peace? Well, then this is the quiz for you!

Haha jk, you losers. This is for someone who is collapsing under their own weight of misery and despair. No, but for realsies, this quiz is about discovering who you are and a fun thing to do when you're bored.

Created by: Sunflower Seeds

How do feel about the color of beige?
- I love it!
- excuse me
- Bigfoot
- Sure
When a rando walks up says he's your father, what do you do?
- You run away but you don't actually run.
- You follow him into his van
- You ignore him
- You call the police
Do you talk to yourself?
- No I'm not some creep but I do like the sound of my voice
- Maybe some of the time (I'm not admitting to anything)
- Of course my second favorite pass time after staring at the color french fry for hours on end.
- From time to time
Smiles...
- are the sun to the earth
- are fake and tormenting
- secret government run agencies
- cool
Would you rather run butt-naked through the streets and never get sent to jail for it or live a long prosperous life?
- Yes
- Um what is this?
- First one all the way
- Who wouldn't want a long and prosperous life?
underwear
- ok I understand
- what r u talking abt
- you mean that stain back there
- we only wear what makes us happy
Do you know what a plumber's crack is?
- No
- Yes it's what I live for
- Seriously?
- Are you uncultured you tiny weirdos?
Do you write hate tweets on instagram? Be honest.
- You just said tweets on instagram. Tweets are for Twitter.
- You savage
- How have you unearthed my secrets?
- Maybe once or twice. I'm sorry not sorry.
Which earlobe is your fav?
- Why just why?
- Left
- Right
- I don't have a preference
- Are you kidding me, everyone has a preference!?!
Do you love me?
- I can't answer right now
- I love you too
- I don't even know you. GET OFF MY LAWN KAREN!!!! Sorry my mic was still on.
- Love is defined by what you feel for a person and I haven't gotten there yet.

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