1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. If you were offered a role in a movie that was based on a true story, would you take it?
Of course! Movies like that offer inspiration and emotion to the audience, which in my opinion is the one of the best things a movie can do. Naw, I'll just wait until something better comes along. After all, I'm awesome. No, I don't need the money or the job. My parents are richer than Gates, and they'll just buy me the magical dragon I'm wanting. Yes I'll take it! I need the publicity! 4. If you could describe yourself in 3 words, what would they be? I'm. So. Hot. I. Am. Awesome. I. Need. Money. I. Am. Caring. 5. You find a $20 bill on the ground, what do you do?
Oh my frickin' gash! A $20! I'm gonna go buy me some new fake earrings and cheap gold necklaces! Oh hey! $20! I bet the animal shelter could use this. $20? That's it? My parents give me a $1,000 weekly allowance. Holy crap actual money! I need some food! 6. A homeless man is sitting on the sidewalk. What do you do? Ewww! Get away! You're poor! I'd sit down with him and talk. I bet he's got a lot of stories to tell. I would keep walking. It's none of my business. I'd ask him if he knows who I am. 7. You're invited to a celebrity party. What would you dress in? I'd dress in something unique but casual. Something that's clean but gets peoples attention. Dress? Why would I do that? I'll just wake up and go. Everyone likes my dirty muscleshirt and shorts because after all, I'm awesome. I'd dress in the coat of a Siberian tiger and a hat made from golden feathers. Whatever my company makes me wear. After all, they're the boss. 8. Describe your personality using a color. White. The color that has all other colors. The person that cares for everything. Whatever color that says "I'm Awesome" Gold. It's the color of rich people. Blue 9. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? The east coast of the U.S. I'm awesome Africa. I've heard there's a lot of missionary trips there Everywhere since my daddy can pay for it Wherever my company says I'm going 10. You hear that another celebrity got arrested for drunk driving. What is the first thing you think of? Now THAT'S a guy who knows how to party! Sounds like me last week. I'm glad that's not me. My boss would KILL me. They need help. Psychological help. NOW 11. What kind of house would you live in? Frat house. Because they're awesome, like me. Something nice and built for several people. I like company. My mom and dads house. It's the size of North America and Saudi Arabia. The mansion my company gives me, of course. Those are always nice. 12. Finally, if you could be an animal, what animal would you be? A pretty pretty bird. They're pretty, like me. But not AS pretty, of course. A tiger, like the one I have tattooed on my arm. A panther. Or a leopard. They're beautiful and majestic creatures. But not overated. A mouse. Tiny and insignificant like me in this world.