What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female How much of the Tao Te Ching have you read? The Tao Te WHAT? A little bit... About half of it... Almost all of it The entire thing I carry it with me Given a choice, you'd rather live - Near an ocean, lake, or stream In a major city In a suburb of a major city On top of a mountain You collect a lot of "stuff" and have quite a few boxes full of it in your house / apartment. Oh, yeah - I'm a collector! I save a few things - important papers, old photos, etc. I'm living in a cardboard box, because my stuff has taken over my space I don't have much extra I simplify my life - no excess baggage When you want to relax, you usually... Go out to the bar and get "happy" Stay home and get "happy" Go out dancing or to a movie Stay home and watch TV Stay home and read Cruise the 'Net How many close friends do you have? None One or two A few Maybe a dozen Can't count them all You love following political campaigns and constantly keep up with the political scene. Totally NOT interested A little - just local stuff I stay on top of national politics I'm aware of global politics I'm a political junkie - can't get enough Your dream personal vehicle would be... A Ferrari An SUV A tank A gas-sipping econo-car A bicycle My two feet Your personal clothing style... Flashy, trendy, and HOT! I buy designer names ONLY! I usually wear what looks good on me I buy clothes for their utility, not their looks I buy most of my clothes at the Salvation Army I don't wear clothes - ever... You have Googled the words "Tao", "Taoism", or "Taoist". Never I think I did, a long time ago I did, and still occasionally do A lot - and visit the resulting links Quite a lot - and save the links Google position #1 is MY site Given the choice of pet, you would pick... Goldfish A dog A cat A monkey No pets - they burden you I'm allergic to animals When you encounter a life problem, your normal response is... Calmly examine my options, then act Calmly examine my options, then DON'T act I just breeze through life I don't GET problems - I GIVE them I rarely have problems of any kind I let things happen in their own way and time You are... Single Married Divorced Alternative lifestyle A monk / nun A recluse You enjoy laughing at good jokes and funny stories, and are more apt to laugh at life's problems than cry. No- I cry constantly I sob once in a while I'm fairly even-Steven on problems I chuckle a lot I laugh quite a bit I'm a screaming comedy machine Your ideal execise would be... Sitting on the couch eating chips and watching TV Going for a short walk Working out at the gym Any kind of team sport Mind/body style - yoga, taiji... I'm a workout maniac - every minute I get You chatter constantly, whether on-line or in the "real world". You have a tough time staying silent. Oh, yeah - that's me! I only talk a little with friends and family I don't talk much - to anyone, anywhere I think I'm moderate in talking I enjoy and need my silence I don't talk - at all. You believe in the efficiency of alternative medicines like herbs, acupuncture, and chiropractic. Yes - definitely! Only when my doctor can't help me Once in a while - just for curiosity's sake I wouldn't go NEAR that garbage! I heal myself. I'm an alternative medicine practitioner Your overall view of life is... It stinks - can't wait to get out of it It has its ups and downs I enjoy it, usually, except when problems arise - then I hate life Life is what you make it. I enjoy life all the time! Life, death - all the same... You consider yourself a Taoist, or at least having Taoist tendencies. No, not at all. Just a little. I guess I could be labeled as a Taoist. Oh, yes - I enjoy the Taoist way of living! I'm hard-core Tao! Labels are SO confining...
