Are you a REAL witch?

Take care... ONLY take this quiz if you are a real witch. Of course, I can't stop you if you're not, but do you know just how much it takes to be a real witch?

Yes I mean a real, genuine witch. If you do know, why are you here? Ah, of course, to make the acquaintance of another guaranteed, 100% genuine witch - myself! But if you don't know, why, go ahead and find out!

Created by: Nemesis
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. So, ARE you a real witch?
That's what I'm here to find out!
But of course!
Um... I don't know?
YOU ought to know.
No way!
Hahaha! Wouldn't you like to know? *cackles*
4. What would be your ideal residence? (Choose wisely...)
A marble palace with turrets and pink wallpaper
A castle with lots of dungeons and a spell-room, of course.
A dark cave...
Huh, who needs a residence?
Ah, that would be telling!
Somewhere NICE!
5. What do you do/ would you do in your job?
Discover the secrets of the mountains...
Make spells! What else?
Work in the office.
Torment any foolish creature who dared to come near me.
Don't want a job.
6. And what is/would be your aim in life?
To live.
To die.
To be the best possible witch and win all the awards for witchcraft :)
To be a good witch... I mean a bad witch.
To protect my own - and have no mercy to those who deserve none...
Aren't we getting a bit psychological?
7. Right, enough of that. Are you or are you not a witch? Answer me truthfully...
YES!!! Do I have to keep telling you?
Well, I HOPE I am...
No, but I'm trying as hard as I can!
What's it to you? Hahahahahahaha!
No, no and no.
8. Are you lying?
Yes.
No.
Who cares?
Who knows...?
9. You'd better not be. Or who can say what the consequences will be? Black or white?
Huh?
That's boring!
White.
BLACK!
Ah...
10. When pursued by a more powerful being, what is your plan of action?
Bury my head in the ground and hope not to be noticed.
Give myself up at once, and hope they treat their hostages nicely.
More powerful? Than ME? What are you talking about?
Die rather than be caught or betray any of my dark secrets.
Tell them how nice they are, how it's all a mistake, I'm a nice kitty really, and lead them to my best friend's lair/castle/hole in the ground.
11. What is your garb? (That's stuff you wear, or clothes - and yes witches always talk like this, especially when they're very, very old...)
Very, very old clothes.
Brand new designer clothes from... um... [sorry, witches don't know designer labels].
A black cloak, pointy hat with stars on, and lots of charms and amulets
The same as yours. (Can't go wrong there.)
Mind your own business.
Fur.
12. Your most powerful weapon is:
My magic wand
GUN!
My charming and attractive smile, with which I enslave all potential (male) enemies.
I fix my enemies with a cold glare, and they immediately flee.
Don't need one. Who'd want to attack me?
Um... spells and stuff? Or a sword maybe?
13. Farewell. We may meet again...
I hope not!!
Bye
Oh, er, I hope you er fare well too er....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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