Why I Don't... Quiz

I don't usually take quizzes or surveys because they are long and ask a lot of pointless questions. So I decided to make my own extremely pointless quiz to determine who among you is truly worthy of being called a Total Loser.

The quiz is simple. Each question begins with "Why I don't...". Answer each question to find out if you are a Total Loser, a Closet Loser, or Not a Loser.

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
... take surveys/quizzes
	I don't find the questions interesting enough
	I never learned to read
	What do you mean? I love taking surveys/quizzes
... murder people with axes
	Chocolate Bunnies
	Killing people is wrong... can't we all just get along
	I don't own an axe
... eat meat
	Animals are my friends and I believe in fairies
	Paris Hilton makes me vomit
	Define meat
... fart in elevators
	Bean-o
	For the last time it wasn't me!!
	Unlike "some" I can hold it til the doors open
... live in a nudist colony
	Old naked people says it all in my opinion
	As soon as "insert name of gorgeous celebrity here" does...
	Butt acne (this quiz is anonymous, right?)
... live in a leper colony
	They keep rejecting my application
	Last time I checked I don't have leprosy
	Butt acne (do I have to keep telling you!)
... go to college
	Your mom goes to college
	I attend a "university" not a college
	Do you have something against people who go to college
... shower
	I do shower, I just have a glandular problem
	I like flies
	Why, do you find B.O. sexy?
... use my alien super powers to take over the world
	Batman
	Superman
	Jet Li
... want to answer anymore lame questions
	I'm terribly bored already
	I have to wash my hair tonight
	A really bad case of IBS

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