Which Klopek family member are you?

The Klopek's were a family of serial killing weirdos that served as the comical villains in the 1989 Tom Hanks horror/comedy 'The Burbs'. A 'non-traditional' family, the Klopek's consisted of Dr. Werner Klopek (Henry Gibson), his older brother Reuben Klopek (Brother Theodore) and the younger Hans (Courtney Gains, most notably of Children of the Corn fame), in a dynamic that basically resembles Full House where Uncle Joey and D.J. have been replaced with Dr. Mengele and a severely socially retarded and emotionally challenged adolescent male and thrown into a creepy as s--- decrepit house surrounded by boring busybody neighbors.

This quiz is used to determine your resemblance to one or more of the Klopek family members and will utilize scientific methods to give you accurate results.

Created by: Sean Bennett

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  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Which best describes the way that you take out your household garbage?
  2. Which best describes your ability to interact with people in normal social settings?
  3. What goes best with sardines?
  4. How do you think you would respond if someone asked you if your surname was of Slavic origin?
  5. Which best describes your level of community spirit?
  6. Which describes your attitude toward facial hair?
  7. What is your idea of a good time?
  8. How would your neighbors describe you?
  9. What do you do when you have unexpected house guests?
  10. What is your favorite type of food?
  11. If you could have any job what would it be?

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