What kind of beer are you?

Beer is the world's oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage. Throughout the ages, beer has evolved from a simple cooking task to an elaborate dynamic art consisting of many different styles of beers from all over the world. The good beer drinker does not drink to get drunk. Rather, they drink to be merry and appreciate the taste, texture, aroma, and feel of the beer. It is like appreciating the many forms of art!

Of course, not everyone is on the same level of appreciation. But there's a beer fit for every person (or is there a person fit for every beer?) When you have completed this quiz you will know what kind of beer you really are!

Created by: The Count von Mortiferys Hills

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. You're the new student in high school. How do you greet your new classmates?
  2. Have you or anyone else ever considered yourself (seriously or jokingly) an airhead?
  3. What is/was your social group in high school?
  4. Out of these, what is your most preferred color combination?
  5. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how clingy would you say you are to your significant other/close friends?
  6. Quality over quantity or quantity over quality?
  7. What would you get your significant other for Valentine's Day?
  8. What kind of music do you prefer?
  9. How do you like your burgers?
  10. What is your favorite season?
  11. What do you think about Christmas?
  12. Which of these instruments would you prefer to listen to?
  13. How often do you get in a bad mood?
  14. Someone insults you.
  15. Which TV show would you prefer to watch?
  16. How many TRUE, close friends do you have?
  17. Which of the following best describes your build?
  18. Which of these would you prefer to eat?
  19. Do you enjoy playing beer pong?
  20. Where is your ideal beer drinking place?
  21. What kind of glassware do you prefer?
  22. Good morning, sunshine!
  23. Where do you like to shop?
  24. Which of these is your preferred automobile?
  25. Which of these countries most appeal to where you'd like to visit?
  26. Do you like this quiz so far?
  27. What letter does your last name begin with?
  28. Do you like Smirnoff (or any of that type of malted beverage)?
  29. Why would you drink beer?
  30. If you were trying to gain the attention of the opposite sex, which of these would you do?
  31. Do you like chilly winter evenings to sit in front of the fireplace with a blanket?
  32. Do you like hot summers in a pool or at a beach with a bbq?
  33. What's your desired ABV?
  34. Do you generally like deeper, richer colors more or lighter, more pastel colors more?
  35. Would you rather indulge often or savor sparingly?
  36. Which of the following is your personality closest to?
  37. What makes you laugh?
  38. What kind of beer do you most like to drink out of the following? (If your brand or type of beer isn't on here, choose answer 5, which will not affect your results and will take you to the next question, which will most likely have your style of beer listed)
  39. What kind of beer do you most like to drink out of the following? (If your choice isn't listed... well, too bad just pick one haha. If you already chose an answer, pick answer 5 on here or you'll mess up your results.)
  40. Did you enjoy this quiz?

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