thegreatalmightyworm

people try to be hot, but often through to inbreeding, poor skills and lack of style they fail. few people really get the status of hot unless they have been pampered by proffessionals for hours, which is why you must find out how hot you really are.

as the most beautiful person i know, i am fully qualified to design this quiz to see how hot you are. so if you want to find out how hot you are, read on.

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
	i wake up and all the woodland creatures help me to get ready
	two hours, must cover every angle that people see.
	half hour, shower get dressed, done.
	i sleep in my clothes dont bother to shower.
do you care what people think of you?
	of course not i am a god/goddess sent from heaven
	sometimes, depends if i forgot to do my hair
	everyone does
	no why should i?
what is your pupose on this planet?
	to take over by using my dazzling looks alone
	to take over then get plastic surgery
	eat, sleep, among other things
	to get paid to leave people alone
do people often compliment you?
	i did not realise that those not as attractive as me could talk
	sometimes, but only when its taken me five hours to get ready
	only when i pay them
	what does compliment mean?
what is the most attractive part of your body?
	the whole package
	my ass
	my brain
	the hair growing out of the mole on my nose
when are you most comfortable?
	naked, all my glory is right there
	in my sexy clothes
	in my pants drinking beer
	naked, its when people pay me the most to leave them alone
how do you define beauty?
	me, are you stupid?
	hours of hard work
	in art that has been created by skilled hands to make a person weep
	battered mars bar
do you think you are hot?
	yes you moron
	only when i have perfected my look
	i am average i have other things besides my looks
	when covered in chilli powder
does it cost you much to look this good?
	no, what i have is natural
	more that you could ever know
	i do not care what people think of my looks so i only spend a little on me
	every thing is made from natural products, dirt and sweat
what would you like your epitaph to be?
	i am going to be cryogenically frozen to inspire others
	the best looking corpse around
	why should i care, i will be dead
	i look dead already, so have already got loads written by other people

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