Six Word Memoirs

Hello. :) *italian accent* It's a me, Firey! xD So, in case you didn't know, a memoir is a piece of writing describing your life. In this case, I will write a bunch of six word sentences (or fragments) describing my life.
I've never done anything like this before, but I've seen it. I came up with a few at like 2 in the morning and I just kept thinking of more and more. So... you are about to get some insight on the tragedy/comedy/whatever the hell... that is my life. :P Yes, I will also post this on Wattpad when I feel like it.
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