How well do you know Kinger?

Yes, this is another one of those pointless and utterly irritating MySpace quizzes. Fill your boots. (The website is forcing me to write 150 letters but won't allow any "gibberish or excessive repeating characters", apparently I have to "put some effort into it" and I'm not allowed to mention the minimum-character requirement - it's the Stalin of quiz-creators!)

Do you think you know me? Do you care? Would you like five minutes of distraction from your dull day at the office? Step right this way... (Here's a poem -a la Karl Pilkington- to fulfil my minimum character requirement: It would be spiteful To put a jellyfish In a trifle)