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How Michael Jackson Are You?

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, multi-platinum recording artist and walking curiosity. Is he black or is he white? Will he ever have another hit song? Would you trust your children to play at his ranch? These are the kind of questions that surround the one and only Michael Jackson.

Surely you've lied awake at night, wondering if you could fill Michael's shoes. Could YOU be Michael Jackson. Well amazingly enough there is now a way to answer that question. This quiz will test your Michaelability. Just go through and answer the questions to get your final result. Good luck!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
What race are you?
Black
White
Black, then white
Neither black nor white
Ever had your hair catch on fire?
Yes
No
Do you drink Coke or Pepsi?
Coke
Pepsi
Neither
How well can you dance?
Quite well
So-so
Not so good
Ever wear just one glove, you know for fun?
Yes
No
Do you sometimes grab your crotch?
Yes
No
What was your father like growing up?
Mean, controlling
Pushy but not too bad
Easy-going
Do you own any of those surgical mask things?
Yes
No
I wish!
If you had a baby, what would you call it?
Prince
Blanket
Something normal
Would it be cool to have a pet monkey?
Definitely
No way
Are you cool enough to be parodied by Weird Al Yankovic?
You better believe it
Nope
If they're out to get you, what do you do?
Beat it
Show them how funky and strong is your fight
Who is Billy Jean?
My lover
Just a girl who claims that I am the one
Do you like petting zoos and carnival rides?
Yeah!
Nah that's lame
Finally... Do little boys ever catch your eye?
Yup!
Gross!

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