How Dude are You

In order to rid the world of philistines and nail biters, there must be more Dudes and Dude-wannabes. Just taking this quiz means you are on the path to enlightenment and true Dude-dom.

The pressing question of our time is How Due Are YOU? Unfortunately, you are the last to know, so have your friends take this quiz and answer for you. That's what friends are for.

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
If your friend spilled beer in your car you'd say
	Jeesus, I just cleaned out the vomit and now this!
	What did you have to waste a perfectly good beer for?
	No, your other mouth!
	Now I am going to have to hurt you.
A bunch of people come in to your house and pee on your rug. You say
	oh, man, not the rug!
	what is the MATTER with you morons??
	Micturating on the carpet contravenes League Rules!
	nothing--just sign and go to the refrigerator for a beer
How many times have you passed out and had a dream that involves bowling?
	0-2
	3-5
	6 or more
	what?
How many times a week do you get high?
	Never
	Once or twice
	Daily
	I beg your pardon?
"The old man told me I could take any rug I want!"
	This makes sense
	This makes absolutely no sense
I would rather be right than be happy
	True
	False
	Why choose?
People would describe me as laid back to the point of coolness.
	Yes
	No
	What
I feel it is very important to eat three balanced meals and get plenty of exercise daily.
	This is obviously the path to enlightenment
	This is obviously the product of a disordered mind
	What kind of life would that be
	Man, that sounds freaky
I believe in the sanctity of life.
	Yes
	No
	Sometimes
What ties a room together?
	An entertainment center
	A computer
	A long rope
	An oriental rug
Brains beats brawns anytime. Or was that prawns?
	Oh, man, gotta lay off that panama red
	Fighting is the sport of small minds and small weenies
	Both brains and brawn (or prawns)
	Brawn is a really funny-looking word
What does the Dude do?
	Works in a western theme park
	Plays miniature golf
	Is a member of a league
	Abides

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