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How California are You?

California: the Golden State. Or the Granola State -- take your pick. (What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes, y'know.) We have the highest real estate prices, the most traffic, and the greatest concentration of plastic surgeons in the whole US of A! And yet people still want to move here... go figure.

So: Do you have the natural-born gifts to be a true Californian? And if not, are you willing to pay someone to get the artificial versions? Good enough! Enter the Golden Gate and take the quiz!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Have you ever owned a season pass to Disneyland?
yes
no
What is wax for?
Surfboards
Cars
Moustaches
Candles
other
Has Death Valley ever been one of your vacation destinations?
yes
no
The best shopping is found:
on Rodeo Drive
at the swapmeet
Melrose Avenue
South Coast Plaza
WalMart
You can't believe your good luck -- you've found a 3bdrm, 2ba house with a yard in La Canada for the incredibly low price of:
$200,000
$400,000
$600,000
$800,000
just under $1 million
Little Saigon is found in
VietNam
San Francisco
San Bernardino
Garden Grove
Hawaiian Gardens
You know that when people talk about "The Big One" they are referring to
John Holmes
The white rollercoaster at Magic Mountain
The Golden Gate Bridge
an earthquake
Mount Shasta
A SigAlert means you should
duck and cover
take an alternate route
be on the lookout for a kidnapped child
put away your cellphone
Southern Californians water their lawns with water from
Northern California
the Pacific Ocean
melted snow
trick question -- most people in So CA don't have lawns
You'll most likely bump into Jay Leno
in Hollywood
at the Bob's Big Boy in Toluca Lake
at the golfcourse in Pebble Beach
in Balboa Park
You're least likely to taste which of the following on a wine tour of Northern California?
a Chalk Hill Chardonnay
an Alexander Valley Cabernet
a Carneros Pinot Noir
a Santa Maria Merlot
The highest concentration of Miatas would most likely be found in
West Hollywood
Hollywood Hills
Woodland Hills
Woodland
Lakewood
If you're driving down the main drag in Alhambra, it helps if you can read signs in
English
Spanish
Korean
Chinese
Armenian
Your parents will be most proud of you if you're accepted into
CSUN
UCB
MTSAC
UCSD
The best alternative to LAX would be
BUR
ONT
SNA
SFO
WTF
If you're getting veneers done, you're paying a
carpenter
stonemason
dentist
plastic surgeon
illegal day laborer
El Camino Real is
a Chevrolet
a road
a professional wrestler
a suburb
The Blue Line goes from Union Station to
The Valley
The Other Valley
Malibu
Long Beach
If your goal is to become governor of the state of California, you should major in
Political Science
Law
Criminology
Acting
SEPULVEDA is pronounced
SaPUHLvidah
SuppleVEEda
The Big S
no one knows
The creature that appears on the California State Flag is a
Condor
Rattlesnake
Bear
Human
Do you know the way to San Jose? It is NOT
280
480
680
880
101
California has had six Governors since 1970. _____ of them were Democrats.
6
5
4
3
2
1
To get to Avalon from San Pedro you would take a
ferry
freeway
toll road
747

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