What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female You meet a great guy who really seems into you. He asks for your phone number, but after two days he does not call. Does this mean... He is not into you. He is gay. He is shy. He was mauled by bears shortly after meeting you. He lost your number. His girlfriend found the number and threw it away. You have been dating for six months now. Everything seems to be going fine. You tell him you love him. He does not say it back. He is not in love with you. He has a hard time communicating his feelings. He was raised by bears. He instantly developed a brain tumor and can't speak. He is not ready to say it and you should be patient. What he heard was, "I am ready to settle down and you need to have lots of children with me" During sex, he always closes his eyes or leaves the lights off. What does this mean? He thinks it is nicer than asking you to place a paper bag over your head. He is thinking about someone else. You remind him of his Uncle Phil. He is self-conscious about his body. He thinks he makes funny faces. He has intimacy issues. You should suggest couples counseling. He was invited to meet my parents for the first time, but he says he is not ready. What does this mean? Meeting the parents is an important committment. He is not ready. He is afraid of not being good enough for their baby doll. He had a bad childhood and has parental issues. The fact your father is a cop scares him! Afraid they will find out about his a)criminal history b)unemployment c)communicable diseases. He is just using you for sex. You are at a bar together when he says he sees an "old girlfriend" and walks up to a stunningly beautiful woman and they kiss, on the lips. Should you be jealous? Hell yeah! That's my man! He did say old girlfriend...no. Only if he suggests a three-way. If their is tounge action. If she is carrying his child. Only if they slip out the back door and are never seen again. One night while he is sleeping over, he talks in his sleep and says a name of another woman. You should...? Beat him in his sleep. Wake him immediately and ask him who the hell she is. Write down the name and grill him when he wakes. Relax, it's just a dream. Super glue his lips shut so he can't say her name anymore. Casually bring it up in conversation in the morning. He comes home from work one day with lip stick on his collar. He says it is from his sister. Liar!!! He is a player and you should perform the Bobbitt manuever on him. Sick pervert! You and your sister should be ashamed. Funny, your sister wears the same shade as the prostitute that works the corner down the street! Perhaps when his sister hugged him, she got it on his collar. Perhaps when his other girlfriend hugged him, she got it on his collar. Maybe it's ketchup...or he got into a fight with 10 gang members and it's blood. It's your three month anniversary, and he forgot. You need to... Dump his ASS! Forgive him, it's just a three month anniversary. Scold him. Find another boyfriend. Sit down and ask him how important your relationship really is to him. Dump his BUTT! Everything is great in your relationship, but he has really bad breath. Dump his ass! Tell him. Leave hints, such as breath mints, where he can find them. Ask him to smell your breath. Maybe he will take the hint. He is not the right guy, the right guy would take better care of himself. Maybe he has a health problem and needs your support. Talk to him about it. You want to see a romance, he wants to see an action movie. Compromise. Go to his if he goes to yours. Go without him. Go with another guy. Bribe him. Tell him Schwartzenegger is in it and there are guns. Break up with him, he is insensitive. Grab him by the hair and drag him to the movie.
