Are You Better Than Me? (not likely)
Psst! Lets just pretend I wrote something here, okay?? Good. Glad we're on the same page. NOT! I HATE YOU!! Dear friends, we are gathered here today to procrastinate instead of doing work.
Meet Joe. Joe is mean. Swans ate Joe. Joe ate pie. Pie ate Swans. This is not gibberish. It is the writings of a genius. A GENIUS I TELL YOU!! I'm Sage, by the way.
Are you ready for...
Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?